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Licenses and Code of Conducts

Some funny/amusing (software) licenses and code of conducts.

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Licenses

Do What The F*ck You Want To

           DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE
                   Version 2, December 2004
 
Copyright (C) 2004 Sam Hocevar 

Everyone is permitted to copy and distribute verbatim or modified
copies of this license document, and changing it is allowed as long
as the name is changed.
 
           DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE
  TERMS AND CONDITIONS FOR COPYING, DISTRIBUTION AND MODIFICATION

 0. You just DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO.
	  

Beerware

/*
 * ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
 * "THE BEER-WARE LICENSE" (Revision 42):
 *  wrote this file.  As long as you retain this notice you
 * can do whatever you want with this stuff. If we meet some day, and you think
 * this stuff is worth it, you can buy me a beer in return.   Poul-Henning Kamp
 * ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
 */
	  

Code of Conducts

Feudalware

# Code of Conduct

This program is FEUDALWARE.
Contributors must swear fealty to the king of the code.
Users are requested to tithe.

## Your pledge

"I promise on my faith that I will in the future be faithful to the king, never
cause him detriment of code quality, and will pay homage to him in features and
fixes, in good faith and without deceit."

## Your responsibilities to your fellow lords

Try to avoid infighting. In the event of unreconcilable differences the king
may dismiss contributors at his discretion for the good of the kingdom.

## Your responsibilities to your serfs and vassals

Try to generally treat them well, we don't want a riot on our hands.
Problematic and useless serfs may be disposed of freely.
Inefficiency will be seen as weakness.